you are not your job

ice cream scooper at the Marriot residence cafeteria:
please don't take the ice cream out of the freezer to soften it for easier scooping

treeplanting:
never steal trees or say that you are pro-union

clerk at the CAA:
whatever happened to the other clerk, who quit her job and went to australia for the guy she met at the airport?

dessert girl in Yorkville:
please take your glasses off to look prettier, and cut the desserts smaller

advertising copywriter:
if you can't show genuine enthusiasm for the product, you are not right for this business

data entry at the truck repair garage:
I think I can finally forgive myself for accusing the wrong guy of anonymous sexual harassment