home remedies for toothache

do not go bouncing around when your tooth is throbbing
run ice cold water on the hand and wrist
send prayers please
we are talking about the kinda pain that would make the Terminator cry
i've got three kids and one was very complicated and I STILL say i'd rather give birth
my toothache has been so bad that i called every person who i did not sympathize with when they were suffering
DO NOT SWALLOW ANY OF THE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE
masturbation is a very small price to pay (if you even want to call it that) for relief from a toothache
i would advise AGAINST self tooth extraction


- from comments posted at grandma's home remedies