walking home this evening i ran into a colleague who was escorting two very attractive young women to an extended celebration of their shared thirtieth birthday.
one of them grabbed my balls. i said, "you just grabbed my balls!"
"you liked it", she replied and then did it again.
"now their mine!" she claimed. her friend told me that they were from belfast and mimico/new toronto (the white ghetto) and so i was to assume this made them tough and in need of cocaine.
"i must leave you now", i told them and gave the one who had not fondled me a hug and wished her a happy birthday.
having three dollars to your name can be a real blessing sometimes.