when oblique wikileaks make an ass out of your amateur communications strategy
and your liquid lunch brings your lumberjack breakfast up like niagara falls after an outdoor orgy party,
when your best efforts lead to loss of revenue and a balance owing on your accountabilities
and you get a notice of termination in spite of your recent threesome with the babe and the big dick at head office,
take a sick day, pick a pornography category and...
you know what to do.